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A friend says they have a flight coming up that they aren’t excited about. You try to tell them about Blimps but they don’t get it… “Didn’t the Hindenburg explode?” Respond with: The CIA took that ship down. It also used hydrogen instead of helium. Which is more dangerous.

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Blimp Biannual is a new literary, art, and scientific special interest journal about blimps. The inaugural issue is out today, ft. new writing by @tao_lin , Scott McClanahan, Michael W. Clune, @uglylibrarian , @B_Arrangements , and more. Link below. Get your copy today.